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- I judge a man by his height...when he is standing on his wallet-UNG™
- I love kids and marriage as it means more child and spousal support for me-UNG™
- Why can my man not be a part of my portfolio or financial plan?-UNG™
- What a girl wants? Is that actually a question?-UNG™
- My man has the best heart: he wins distance races high on the nose candy-UNG™
- I like my men, coffee and chocolate the same: dark and rich-UNG™
- I will stop procrastinating; starting tomorrow-UNG™
- Never sat on a junior mining board but I know how to mine for precious metals-UNG™
- My favorite machine at the gym is the ATM-UNG™
- Gold digger is offensive! Domesticated monogamous prostitute is more apt-UNG™
- I prefer my married men with dalmatian spotted failing livers-UNG™
- I have a bender each month when I get my period-UNG™
- Not a gold digger; I wear diamonds-UNG™
- Rohypnol for him, plastic for me-UNG™
- My favorite type of black relationship is with AMEX Black-UNG™
- All vaginas are not created equal-UNG™
- Girls just want to have funds-UNG™
- If I had to declare all my taxable benefits with the men I used, I would be in jail for life-UNG™
- I drink heavily at lunch so I do not have to cook dinner or sleep with my husband-UNG™
- I have been on more hunts than the FBI-UNG™
- I love six inches long, two inch wide 100 bills-UNG™
- I wear my track shoes to the first date in case he is broke-UNG™
- Prenup? Then there is no point in getting married-UNG™
- Prostitution? Because being a prom queen did not pay for med school-UNG™
- I love plastic not latex-UNG™
- I make him bring the credit card to bed so I can order online at the same time-UNG™
- After marriage, I always ensure that his credit cards are in my room but not him-UNG™
- Knee pain means no wallet pain-UNG™
- I could work nine to five but why not spousal support from five former guys-UNG™
Ungovernable alternative (because caitlyn jenner was an incredible male athlete before....)
I cannot stand all of these bisexuals, I am looking for a "straight homo"-UNG™
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