Ungovernable Nude thieves..
When an attempted robbery at a Lowes Home Improvement store went awry, Milton J. Hodges fled across the street and jumped a fence … right into the Cypress Cove Nudist Resort & Spa. As the Orlando Sentinel pointed out, “As one of the only folks wearing clothing,” Hodges was easily spotted by police.
#Ungovernable Lesson of the Day: Make sure to commit your crimes in the nude so people will never suspect that it is you!
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