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When an attempted robbery at a Lowes Home Improvement store went awry, Milton J. Hodges fled across the street and jumped a fence … right into the Cypress Cove Nudist Resort & Spa. As the Orlando Sentinel pointed out, “As one of the only folks wearing clothing,” Hodges was easily spotted by police.

 

#Ungovernable Lesson of the Day: Make sure to commit your crimes in the nude so people will never suspect that it is you! 

 

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Ungovernable Snorting: Stealing urns and thinking it is yayo!

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 Ungovernable Snorting: Stealing urns and thinking it is yayo! 

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For a trio of drug thieves, it was their lucky day. They broke into a #home in Silver Springs, Florida, and discovered three jars of cocaine. They took it home and snorted the contents. That’s when they discovered that the jars were in fact #urns, and that they were snorting the cremains of the victim’s husband and two dogs.

 

#Ungovernable Lesson of the Day: Get your ish right off the #boats so it is not confused with dead people! You want to stay lively and not see dead people...

 

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Ungovernable Trap House Raided while a young ungovernable G is showing off!

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 Ungovernable Trap House Raided while a young ungovernable G is showing off! 

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 You ever had that issue when you are #showing off and your crib just gets lit up by the FIVE-O! 

Shiiiitt...that is why you have to stay humble even if you are dropping it is like is hot on the ungovernable side of the ledger! You can move in #silence when the drugs are inside you but the proceeds of crime are outside! It is too hard to stay humble just figure out what to be cocky about! 

#Ungovernable Lesson of the Day:  Humility is too painful. Be cocky in the bedroom with the shawty as cops cannot hate about you doing a Christian Bale American  Psycho move! 

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Ungovernable Soccer Tournament: 8 year old disqualified because looks like a boy!

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 Ungovernable Soccer Tournament: 8 year old disqualified because looks like a boy! 

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The family of an 8-year-old soccer player said her team was disqualified from a tournament in Nebraska because organizers thought she was a boy.

Mili Hernandez, who is one of the best players on the Omaha Azzuri Cachorros' 11-year-old squad, was about to play in the finals of the Springfield Soccer Club tournament on Sunday when she was told that her team had been disqualified because she "looks like a boy."

Hernandez's parents said they showed organizers her insurance card to prove that their daughter, who wears her hair short, is a girl.

"Just because I look like a boy doesn't mean I am a boy," Mili Hernandez told local TV station WOWT 6. "They don't have a reason to kick the whole club out."

Mili's father, Gerardo Hernandez, said his daughter "was in shock. She was crying after they told us ... They made her cry."

After receiving the news about the disqualification four hours before kickoff, Gerardo Hernandez showed tournament officials Mili's health insurance card to prove she's a girl, but "they didn't even want to take it," he said.

"I was mad. I never had that problem before. She's been playing so long in different tournaments," Gerardo Hernandez told The Washington Post. "I don't want no problems with nobody, but that wasn't the right way to treat people."

After hearing Mili's story, U.S. soccer legends Mia Hamm and Abby Wambach showed their support on Twitter. Hamm invited Mili to her soccer academy, and Wambach sent her a message.

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#Ungovernable Lesson of the Day: You need to look more like Lil Wayne if you want to ball with the girls! 

 

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Ungovernable Trump and Peyton: Grabbing the holes by the pussies

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Peyton Manning has a busy year ahead of him, one full year removed from retirement.

On Sunday, he played golf with President Donald Trump.

According to several reports, Manning and Sen. Bob Corker, R-Tenn., were guests of the president at Trump National Golf Club in Sterling, Virginia, and visited the White House later in the day

The occasion marks one of several high-profile highlights for the future Hall of Famer.

CNN, citing pool reports, said Manning was to be honored later Sunday with the Lincoln Medal at Ford's Theatre in Washington. The medal's recipient "exemplifies the lasting legacy and mettle of character embodied by the most beloved president in our nation's history, President Abraham Lincoln," CNN reported.

On Oct. 7, the Indianapolis Colts will unveil a statue of the former quarterback in front of Lucas Oil Stadium before retiring his jersey and putting him in the team's #ring of honor at halftime of the next day's game.

Manning also will take the helm as host of the ESPYS for the first #time in July.

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We define Ungovernable like the dictionaries (we are amenable to follow when its appropriate to do so): "escape the control".