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 Ungovernable Man Goes to Jail over Obeying a Court Order 

The jailbird Halloween costume Brian Blatherwick mass produces has a comic touch with black and white stripes and inmate number, fake ball and chain sold separately. He built a global, multimillion dollar empire on such getups, but his current take on incarceration has darkened since finding himself in a real life chain gang.

Outside the courthouse in Brampton, Ont. recently, he visibly shudders as the same prison transport that took him to jail passes us by. “It’s a really interesting ride, chained to nine other guys and sitting on corrugated steel.” Asked what jail was like, the 66-year-old Ontario businessman jerked his body to make eye contact over his glasses. “F–king terrible.” He shook his head. He doesn’t want to talk but can’t help himself.

“There’s no way that in a divorce case I should end up in jail.”

Blatherwick v. Blatherwick is not an ordinary divorce case.

Ordered to pay $10 million to his wife of 40 years, the businessman disputed, ignored, chiseled and whittled virtually every court order and spousal payment over six years of his epic divorce battle. He just isn’t paying.

Last July, Justice Leonard Ricchetti sat in silence in his Brampton courtroom for a moment before sentencing Brian to six months in jail for ignoring his orders. “This is the only remedy that’s left,” Ricchetti finally said, sounding as dismayed as anyone by what was happening. As officers stepped in to arrest Brian, everyone waited for a last-second resolution.

“Everybody said this is just the way businessmen do business,” his former wife, Barbara Blatherwick, 64, recalled recently. “He’s going to wait until the last minute, he’s going to stand, he’s going to hear the jingling of the handcuffs and he’s going to pull a cheque out of his pocket. Nobody saw Brian going to jail. I was absolutely floored.”

A six-month jail term after stiffing his wife is only one remarkable part of Blatherwick v. Blatherwick.

Their high-stakes divorce has the salacious — a string of young girlfriends, duplicitous private eyes, a secret second family, staggering legal fees and offshore bank accounts. More striking still is the fraternity of enablers — a coterie of business partners — that banded together to shield a rich businessman’s money from his wife.

Brian even has a name for this subterfuge: The brotherhood of trust.

At a presentation in New York in 2012, Brian flipped through 137 PowerPoint slides showing off his Halloween company. The trick-or-treat titan had an audience of only one, but an important one: Charles Ritter, vice president of seasonal and celebrations at Walmart.

Brian’s presentation showed his warehouse outside Toronto, showroom in New York, offices in Hong Kong and a factory in China. He flashed slide after slide of the costumes his company was built on — Roundup Cowgirl, Kid Prisoner, Gothic Cheerleader and dozens and dozens of horror show getups. He showed his adult line, including the Flirty Maid and Sock Hop Sweetie, followed by masks, decorations, wigs and more. He’s even had licensing rights to make Warner Bros., DC Comics and Nickelodeon character costumes.

Seasons, Brian boasted, was a US$50 million global company employing more than 4,000 people, and it was getting a decent chunk of the US$5.8 billion Halloween market.

In building Seasons, Brian surrounded himself with partners who were friends as well as associates: three Americans and two Chinese. “I brought these guys together because they were good at specific things. They needed somebody who was strong enough to keep them together,” Brian said.

His companies were established in layers with shares and profits divided and subdivided. The businesses were veiled by registration in foreign jurisdictions and offshore banking. It allowed Brian to dodge taxes, hide money, keep secrets. Even from his wife.

 

 

 Barbara Blatherwick in an interview with the National Post at her lawyer’s office in Oakville, Ont., on May 18, 2017.

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Ungovernable Orenthal James Simpson: Granted Parole

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  • OJ Simpson, 70, granted parole
  • Former NFL star expected to be free in October
  • Simpson was convicted in 2008 of armed robbery
  • He has served nine years of his 33 year sentence
  • Tearful Simpson tells of missing family occasions
  • "I thought I was a good guy who got along with anybody"
  • Simpson's daughter Arnelle: "We just want him home
  • Social media reacts to decision

 

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Ungovernable Hugh Freeze is freezing out the escorts in Oxford!

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 Ungovernable Hugh Freeze is freezing out the escorts in Oxford! 

 

In the biggest college football scandal of the year, Ole Miss coach Hugh Freeze resigned Thursday after allegedly using his university phone to call an escort service.

School athletic director Ross Bjork said the phone calls from Freeze's phone were part of a "concerning pattern of conduct" and the Freeze offered to resign Thursday.

 

Naturally, when the news broke, the internet reacted accordingly and some Twitter users were pretty brutal.

So revenge for Houston Nutt was best served ... Freezing?

I'll see myself out.

It took Hugh Freeze a minute to realize he wasn't using his burner phone.

OJ: I'll take the news cycle today, Donald. 

Hugh Freeze: Hold my beer

Somebody ask if this kills any possibility of Ole Miss adopting the "Beat the Freeze" promotion from MLB

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Bob Petrino takes Nutt's job, 4 years later, motorcycle wreck.

Hugh Freeze takes Nutt's job, 6 years later, escorts

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Ungovernable Cat Game: When too much pussy is a problem

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We define Ungovernable like the dictionaries (we are amenable to follow when its appropriate to do so): "escape the control".